Have a read and laugh. I hope they entertain you as much as they have entertained me. :) I really do miss South African comics and comedians. (Leon Schuster!)
Mishy <3
So. I sat behind the wheel of the car for the first time in years.
And this time, I didn’t just sit there dangling my legs, pretending I was a Formula One Racer.
I didn’t sit there thinking I was James Bond and would flip the car over the edge of a cliff and somehow miraculously survive.
And I certainly wasn’t there trying to rev up the car for my dad like I used to do.
Nope. It was more serious than that.
Trembling, staring dead ahead whilst desperately trying to watch my rear-view mirror, I sat there, ready for my first driving lesson.
AndIpanickedlikeI’veneverpanickedbefore!
So dad was trying to teach me how to configure my mirrors, reach the pedals, which gears I had to push and pull, etc.
That was easy.
Then he told me to drive.
I wasn’t even sure if the car would follow my lead. But surprisingly enough, it did. After the initial false starts and near misses of the curb.
Mind you, I was doing all this in an abandoned car park. And I was already afraid.
I hope my driving improves significantly and that I will not be banging into things out of sheer fear. [rhyming bonanza...]
Mishy <3